| I am going to chuck noris kick you all into a flaming building
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| I just played risk for the first time, and I dedicate it to X, because I turned 3/5 of the world (every single warm coast) into an all inuit surf/booze/sex party
I started actually playing, got my ass kicked, so I stuck around alaska and said im just going to start an inuit party colony full of nothing but sex and booze
then everyone else killed eachother and I took over every coastline from california to australia
after that I said, truce?, we called it good and my inuits are free to surf drink and have sex forever
and that is why I dedicate this to X
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| ok, no one reads this anymore but fuck it
im in ireland, there are more pubs than people and they all have guiness
and now I have a lot of guiness, in fact its a constant in my blood, ive had them for breakfast lunch and dinner, it makes me happy, I toured the guiness factory and I am going to cry when I come back to the states and have guiness there.
whiskey here destroys any stateside
castles are fun, the clifs of moher are fun, I want to surf them,
and no kevin I have not fucked any irish barmaids
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| fuck
my moral standing is lying down
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| im treading water, I need to sleep a while
In other words, life is good
that and I had the strangest dream the other night, woke up with scratches
wee
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